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Drusilla’s
Denver Avenue, between Emerald Street and
Feldspar Street
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Little Italy, Algonquin
The traditions of Italy live on at this establishment;
just don’t make any mafia jokes.
Al Dente’s
Albany Avenue at Calcium Street
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Fishmarket South,
Algonquin
Heavily processed food, deep-frozen in huge
warehouses, just like mama never used to
make it.
Superstar Café
Bismarck Avenue, between Ruby Street and
Quartz Street
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Lancaster, Algonquin
A winning bar-restaurant formula combining
the Brits’ love of bad food and the Americans’
love of themed merchandise.
Restaurant Guide
From fast food outlets to swanky restaurants, Liberty City offers something for every
diner. You can spend $100 watching coked-up models push salad around a plate or
$10 watching a high-school dropout wipe his nose with your burger bun; the choice is
yours. For the more gastrointestinally-adventurous, Liberty City’s world-famous street
meat is certainly worth a try. You don’t have to be drunk, but it helps with the heartburn.
Explore all of the neighborhoods and their local flavors to find your favorite spot.
69TH Street Diner
Bart Street at Mohawk Avenue
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Hove Beach, Broker
The pie here will warm anyone’s cold heart.
Stop in for classic diner fare as you wonder
why it’s on Bart Street.
RESTAURANTS
Restaurants
